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Starring Zach Galifianakis in a very unexpected, serious role, Visioneers definitely kept me hooked for the hour and thirty minutes that it lasted for.
The movie is devoid of the typical slapstick comedy that Galifianakis usually provides, and instead deals with a depressed character who won't conform to the norms that the world wants to force him to follow.
I was really surprised by Zach's performance, for it truly shows that this man is capable of more than drug jokes and tomfoolery.
I won't say much to avoid spoiling the movie, but there are a lot of awkward romances, dark-humor situations, strange encounters, and stress-induced explosions.

So head on to Hulu and watch this amazing movie. It is free and definitely worth your while!

Being a nerd at a party is like having 2 hot naked chicks sitting on each of your testicles; you might think its awesome at first, but then your balls are gonna get sore and you will want to get out of a situation

Who is this Victoria? And what secret does she hold?

This is the question I asked myself during a trip to Columbia Mall. Being way better than Owings Mills, I ventured inside Nordstrom, where the jolly pianist was playing a simple tune. I disliked the fact that he could play the songs he had memorized, and always wanted to suggest playing a different tune, or perhaps one of those popular songs from the radio.

I made my way upwards into the Apple Store, where I took a gander on the many versions of Nanos, iPhones, iTouch's, etc. I was being naughty at the time, so I posted this article on one of the iPhones to see if I could get some laughs from people (or a reprimand from a supervisor).
Maddox's Article

There were a lot of stores over there, but I finally decided to make my way into forbidden territory: The Victoria's Secret Store. I was given these looks of awkwardness by the attendants, who asked me if I needed help, to which I simply replied that I was looking around.

The air felt so...feminine once I had a deep footing inside. Of course, this store was divided, so I made my way into the Pink section of the store. All of these bright colors and thongs and bras and panties made me feel weird inside like I was doing something wrong. But I guess many guys go in there to buy a nice anniversary gift for their wives or long-term girlfriends who are becoming more serious into a relationship. I thought of myself and wondered about the day I would make a purchase that would involve me getting help from the attendants. The more adult section was alright, although I didn't notice as many thongs in there as I did in the Pink section.
I felt the awkward glares of the girls coming inside; like I was invading into their estrogen-filled environment...a stranger, perhaps a loner.

Only 7 minutes had passed, and I walked out of the store, filled with success, for I had faced one of my greatest fears. Although I did not discover the secret Victoria held for so long, I can always hypothesize....maybe it has to do with us guys being more mature about a lady's choice of underwear, or respect for a woman no matter who or what she looks like.

I'll never forget that evening

So this is my page...umm, feel free to roam around the premises. If you come to the snack shop, you will receive a free 10% off coupon to Friendly's...oh, and that also includes a free Happy Ending Sundae to go along with.